i am embarrassed at the frequency of which i find myself drinking red wine alone in public
“Oatmeal and water” replied the ether.
i do not want to work. i want to play sims urbz for ds.
has anyone else encountered an actual swarm of bees in real life. even though i wanted to scream i acted very calm because i felt in the moment they could detect fear
last night my partner said “youre so hot” and “i hate the bees at subway” in the same breath and i spat beer into my lap